Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
  But there are several other very important differences
  Between human beings and animals that you should know about
    I'd appreciate your input
    Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
  Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
  So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
  Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
  You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
  I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
  Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
  To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
    Do it now
  You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Do it again now
  You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Gettin' horny now
    Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
  Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
  Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
  But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
  So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk my battleship
  Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
  So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
  And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
    Do it now
  You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Do it again now
  You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Gettin' horny now
    You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Do it again now
  You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Do it now
  You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Do it again now
  You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
  So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  Gettin' horny now