Don't you hate it when people are in love? - they're so -
  They're so happy - so goddamned happy
  Don't you hate it when people are in love? - they're so -
  They're so happy - so fucking happy
  
  I wanna cut you down
  because it's not fair
  that you're so crystal clear
  and glassy-eyed in love
  
  Dave and Heather - you see them fighting all the time
  I kind of like that - I kind of need that
  because I just hate it when people are in love - they're so
  They're so happy - so goddamned happy
  Don't you hate it?