So i’m screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh-
  From thr last place in the queue -waaah-, -waaah-
  I really think you’d liek me given half a chance
  But since we ain’t got that i’ll do the screamers’ dance
  
  Some of us are ugly angel, some of us are only small
  Some of us are useless sailor, they haven’t got the where-with-all
  We went and missed the ending babe, we never quite caught the bus
  We never speak our minds my love, we ain’t got nothing to discuss
  
  Some of us are useless luv, it comes from facing up to facts
  It’s hard to be a hero handsome, when you’ve had your helmet cracked
  Cheerfulness is catching sweetie, when the fevers you have got
  We’ve got a tempreture my dear, but we simpley havent got the hots
  
  So i’m screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh-
  Silly season, skys are blue -waah-, -waah- -waah -
  I hardly ever think, i’ve made a small advance
  I keep my elbows in and do the screamers’ dance
  DANCE!!
  
  -Wawl-, Some of us are stupid sister, some of us are very shy
  Some of us get nervuos chicken, when you look us in the eye
  We're ever so pathetic, chickie, we know quite well that we try too hard
  Some of us were born like this while others got it by the yard
  
  So i’m screaming this to you -waaaaaaagh-
  Coz I haven’t got a clue -wuuaaarrh-
  I really think i’d like you given half the chance
  As we ain;t got that i’ll do the screamers dance
  -Waaaaaaagh- -waaaaaaagh-
  -Waaaaaaagh- -waaaaaaagh-
  -Waaaaaaagh-