VERSE 1
  I'm the kinda guy who will look you in the eye
  And I'll always tell you what I feel
  Meet you off the train drop you right back there again
  I don't like it if it isn't real
  I've been around a while I appreciate a smile
  But there's something I don't understand
  It's bothered me for years everbody has their fears
  Brother won't you help me if you can
  
  CHORUS 1
  I don't mind if the sun don't shine
  And a little rain never caused me pain
  But what makes me mad
  Why are the beautiful so sad?
  
  VERSE 2
  They haven't got a care 'cept which clothes they're gonna wear
  And which party they'll be goin' too
  They're off to Leceister Square for the latest premiere
  While I'm standin' here amusin' you
  See them in the news and they've always got the blues
  And they're always taking therapy
  Daddy pays their bills while their chasing all their thrills
  What a lucky man that I must be
  
  CHORUS 2
  I don't mind if you're on my time
  Even movie stars have to wait in line
  What can be so bad
  Why are the beautiful so sad?
  
  CHORUS 3
  I don't know who they think they are
  With their fashion shows and their caviar
  Kind of makes you glad
  Why are the beautiful so sad?
  
  CHORUS 4
  Wedding bells in the old Seychelles
  Then the big divorce and the story sells
  What a life they've had
  Why are the beautiful so sad?
  
  CHORUS 5
  On the piste with the King of Spain
  Drinking good champagne but they still complain
  Don't it make you mad
  Why are the beautiful so sad?