Switchboard Susan won't give me a line
  I need a doctor get me 999
  The first time I picked up my telephone
  I fell in love with your ringing tone
  
  I'm a long distance romancer
  And I keep on trying until I get an answer
  Give me! give me! one more chance
  You're a great, little operator
  
  Switchboard Susan let me off the hook
  I've been this way since you just gave me a look
  Switchboard Susan girl you're all the rage
  Come on woman now let's get engaged
  
  I'm a long distance romancer
  And I keep on trying until I get an answer
  Give me! give me! one more chance
  You're a great, little operator
  
  Now when I look at you girl I get an extension
  And I don't mean on Alexander Graham Bell's invention
  Switchboard Susan can we be friends
  After six and at weekends
  
  I'm a long distance romancer
  And I keep on trying until I get an answer
  Give me! give me! one more chance
  You're a great, little operator