We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee and we don't take trips on LSD
  We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street
  Cause we like living right and being free
  And we don't make a party out of loving but we like holding hands and pitching woo
  We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy like the hippies out in San Francisco do
  And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
  A place where even squares can have a ball
  We still wave Ol' Glory down at the courthouse
  And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
  
  Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
  Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
  Football's still the roughest thing on campus
  And the kids here still respect the college dean
  And I'm proud to be an Okie...
  And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all (in Muskogee Oklahoma USA)