CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
  
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  YOU'LL MAKE A MUFFIN BETTA
  WITH A GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A TINY GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  YOU'LL MAKE A MUFFIN BETTA
  BETTA
  IT'S REALLY GETTING BETTA
  IT'S BETTA, IT'S BETTA
  WITH A GREEN ROSETTA
  SETTA, SETTA
  THAT'S RIGHT, WITH A GREEN ROSITTI, TOO
  GREEN ROSITTI
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSITTI
  IT'S REALLY, REALLY MEATY
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSITTI
  BETTA, BETTA,
  (HEY, REALLY OUT THERE... REALLY GOOD)
  IT'S REALLY GETTING BETTA
  IT'S BETTA, IT'S BETTA
  WITH A GREEN ROSETTA
  SETTA, SETTA
  (GOOD GOD, GIVE THE DRUMMER SOME)
  GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  (SETTA, SETTA, SETTA, ETC. ...)
  (MAKE A MUFFIN, MAKE A MUFFIN, MAKE A MUFFIN,
  MAKE A MUFFIN BETTA, MAKE A MUFFIN BETTA, ETC. ...)
  WITH A GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  (ETC. ...)
  GOOD GOD! YOU'RE REALLY JAMMIN'! NOW THE REGGAE VERSION, HEY, FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE THIRD WORLD... WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ANYBODY ON THIS SONG... FOR ALL OF YOU FRENCH PEOPLE... WHO THINK THAT YOU'RE OUTTA SIGHT... AND FOR THE PEOPLE IN SPAIN... WHO THINK THE FRENCH PEOPLE ARE WHERE IT'S AT... AND FOR THE PEOPLE IN MONGOLIA WHO ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO SPAIN FOR A VACATION... AND FOR THOSE OF YOU IN TAIWAN WHO GOT CHUMPED, THIS CHORUS IS FOR YOU: (RANG TANG DING DONG, I AM THE JAPANESE SANDMAN... TAKE EIGHT...)
  GREEN ROSETTA
  GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  (AGAINST THE REGGAE BEAT, THOUGH...
  NO, IT'S STILL REGGAE, BUT IT'S ALL BACKWARDS)
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  YOU'LL MAKE A MUFFIN BETTA
  (ETC., ETC., ETC. ...)
  NOW YOU SEE, SOME PLACES IN THE THIRD WORLD IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO DANCE TO THIS BECAUSE THE KEROSENE RECORD PLAYER IS NOT A VERY EFFICIENT DEVICE... AND A LOT OF TIMES THEY RUN OUT OF, THEY RUN OUT OF SPUNK RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHORUS... CAUSING THE SONG TO SOUND LIKE THIS...
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  HOWEVER WE CONTINUE IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT THE FUEL MAY BE LOW ON YOUR RECORD PLAYER. WE SUGGEST THAT IN PLACES IN THE FOURTH WORLD WHERE THINGS ARE REALLY TOUGH THAT YOU KEEP THE RECORD PLAYER GOING BY RUBBING TWO STICKS TOGETHER. AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS, THROW THE RECORD AWAY... BUILD YOUR OWN GREEN ROSETTA... TRY THIS RECIPE: WE'LL START WITH A LUMP OF GRASS... THE GRASS BONE CONNECTED TO THE ANKLE BONE... THE KNEE BONE CONNECTED TO THE WISHBONE... AND THEN EVERYBODY MOVES TO NEW YORK AND GOES TO A PARTY WITH WARREN. HEY! AND WE'VE FLOWN IN AT GREAT EXPENSE (TRIPLE SCALE, NO LESS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN), STEVE GADD'S CLONE TO PLAY THE OUT-CHORUS ON THIS SONG... HE'S REALLY OUTASITE, IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT THE CLICK TRACK IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT TO WHAT HE'S DOING NOW. I'M LISTENING TO THE CLICK, YES, I'M SUFFERING WITH THE CLICK TRACK RIGHT NOW... THIS GUY IS TOTALLY OUT OF SYNC WITH IT, BUT WHAT THE FUCK. ED MANN WILL CALL HIM UP LATER, SHOW HIM THE SIGN. OKAY VINNIE, WHERE IS FIVE?
  THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD MUSICIANS
  THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD MUSICIANS
  THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD MUSICIANS
  THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD MUSICIANS
  BUT IT DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE
  IF THEY'RE GOOD MUSICIANS
  BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO WOULD BUY THIS RECORD
  DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE'S GOOD MUSICIANS
  ON IT
  BECAUSE THIS IS A STUPID SONG
  AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  YOU MAKE A MUFFIN BETTA
  WITH A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  A LITTLE GREEN ROSETTA
  ROSETTA, ROSETTA, ROSETTA...
  (ETC., ETC., ETC. ...)
  
  AL MALKIN:
  
  ZETTA...