I GOT A GIRL WITH A LITTLE RUBBER HEAD
  RINSE HER OUT EVERY NIGHT JUST BEFORE I GO TO BED
  SHE NEVER TALK BACK LIKE A LADY MIGHT DO--
  AN' SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE LOVES IT EVERY TIME I GET THROUGH,
  AN' HER NAME IS P-I-N-K-Y
  P-I-N (NO LIE)
  K-Y (ME OH MY)
  SIXTY-NINE, NINETY-FIVE--
  GIVE HER A TRY!
  P-I-N-K-Y
  P-I-N (I CRY)
  K-Y (DON'T BE SHY)
  SIXTY-NINE, NINETY-FIVE, BOY!
  GIVE HER A TRY
  
  HER EYES IS ALL SHUT IN AN ECSTASY FACE!
  YOU CRAM IT DOWN HER THROAT, PEOPLE, ANY OLD PLACE!
  THROW THE LITTLE SWITCH ON HER BATTERY PACK--
  YOU CAN POOT IT, YOU CAN SHOOT IT
  'TIL YOUR WIFE GETS BACK,
  AN' HER NAME IS P-I-N-K-Y
  P-I-N (NO LIE)
  K-Y (NE OH MY)
  SIXTY-NINE, NINETY-FIVE--
  GIVE HER A TRY!
  
  I CALL HER P-I-N-K-Y
  P-I-N (I CRY)
  K-Y (DON'T BE SHY)
  SIXTY-NINE, NINETY-FIVE, BOY!
  GIVE HER A TRY!