[Hi, Claude again...You remember I told you about my cousin when
  I was 15...Well, the year after that, I killed this kid, Louie...
  bashed his head in with my Louieville slugger hahaha...
  I got away with it...haha...but erm...I wanna apologize to
  Louie...I'm sorry Louie...hahaha...]
  
  [Bashed his head in with my Louieville slugger]
  (5x)
  
  I knew this muthaphukka named Louie
  Every day the nigga talk shit but today he tried to do me
  He rolled down my block with a pistol and a stare
  a black khaki suit and dooky brades in his hair
  The muthaphukka think I'm slippin
  But I got my gat and a 40 and I'm sippin
  Waitin for the fool to get out the car
  The stupid muthaphukka thinks I'm a star
  But I'm not, I'm the type that kick the niggaz ass
  Fast ! Eazy E's a nigga that'll blast
  Hold up, wait, the nigga started to load his gat
  I grabbed my bat and ran around the back yo
  He's at my window, thinkin I'm playin Nintendo
  But the stupid nigga don't know I'm behind him so
  he dropped the gat like a stupid muthaphukka
  So I bashed his head in with my Louieville slugger
  
  [CHORUS:]
  [Bashed his head in with my Louieville slugger]
  (4x)
  
  I knew this bitch named Wheaches
  She often want me to fuck her happy ass on the beaches
  But [?? huh ??] yo peaches be fuckin around with me
  instead o' fuckin her man
  She's butt-naked with my dick in her hand, yo
  As soon as Wheaches started suckin, I saw this muthaphukkin
  nigga behind the car, and he was duckin
  So I told the bitch to hold on [Hold on]
  You stupid bitch, put yo muthaphukkin clothes on
  I wonder if this nigga's tryin a jack me
  Coz I ain't got my gat with me
  Shit, the nigga started runnin up fast
  I thought he was gonna blast, so I hid behind her ass
  She started howlin out "wait", I banked her in the face
  But the punk nigga pulled out [?? mace ??]
  He asked the stupid bitch did I mug her
  So I bashed his head in with my Louieville slugger
  
  [CHORUS]
  
  I'm a muthaphukkin psycho and I don't give a fuck about'em
  I kill the nigga and cut off his dick, so you know I got'em
  coz [?? huh ??] ate his brain, left the nigga for dead
  Now it's a gallon of blood, drippin from under his bed
  [Oh, no ! What happened to my lover ???]
  Bitch I bashed his head in with my Louieville slugger
  Bitch tried to call the cops, fuck that
  I gotta take the girl out with my muthaphukkin bat
  Coz I ain't doin 10 in the pen
  for a bitch and her dead-ass boyfriend
  So...I gotta kill the ho
  I'm reachin for my weapon slow
  That's when I notice some nigga standin by the door
  The little nigga sayin "don't kill my mother", so
  I bashed his head in with my Louieville slugger
  
  [CHORUS]
  
  hahahahaha Sorry Jimmy
  hahahahaha He's dead
  hahahahaha I'm sorry, Billy
  hahahahaha