I spoke to Elvis on the phone the other day
  His ghost was calling from a pay phone in L.A.
  He said he'd meet me on the corner of my dreams
  And we'd ride to heaven to see the stuff you can't see on your TV screen
  
  We drove his Cadillac up to heaven's floor
  Knock knock knockin' on heaven's door
  The security angel asked for some I.D.
  Then the gate parted the music started as we rolled into the front yard
  
  If I was special maybe I could be a hero when I died
  I'd get my wings and learn to fly
  I feel so funky 'cos I know
  When I die I wish to go
  To the place where all the heroes go to die
  
  This special heaven was home to all tyhe stars
  The first one I saw was Hendrix burning his guitar
  Freddie Mercury and Kennedy was there
  But I didn't see Marilyn so I forgot to ask about their affair
  
  If I was special maybe I could be a hero when I died
  I'd get my wings and learn to fly
  I feel so funky 'cos I know
  When I die I wish to go
  To the place where all the heroes go to die
  
  My skin is dotted pink and green I hope God this is a dream
  Or else I'm gonna scream
  If you say I lie to you I tell you every word is true too
  
  That very evening I had a talk with God
  My lord he asked me what I thought of life above
  I said "Everything is awesome man it's like a hero wonderland
  I'm sure if I see the full picture yet but I think I understand"
  
  And God said: "Yes, I'd say it's kinda nice
  Eternal life beyond them skies
  We live our lives with open eyes
  Everything you want is free
  There's always sunshine on TV
  In the place where all the heroes go to die
  
  Elvis said: "It's time to fly"
  So all the heroes waved goodbye
  From their jungle in the skies
  I feel so funky 'cos I know
  When I die I wish to go
  To the place where all the heroes go to die