I am starting to function
  In the usual way
  Everything is so provocative
  Very very, temporary
  I shall walk (I shall walk)
  Out of this place (out of this place)
  I shall walk
  Out on you
  'Cause you go silly
  If she's willing
  Trying so hard to be like the big boys
  
  So you take her to the pictures
  Trying to become a fixture
  Inch by inch trying to reach her
  All the way through the second feature
  Worrying about your physical fitness
  Tell me how you got this sickness, Oh ohhhh..
  
  I was caught in the suction
  By a face like a truncheon
  I was down upon one knee
  Stroking her vanity
  
  I was stuck on a hammerhead
  I came alive and left for dead
  As my face returned to red
  Choking on my pride and pity
  
  We can talk (we can talk)
  Until your face is blue (till your face is blue)
  We can talk but she'll get to you
  After you've been loved and hated
  By the ones you've watched and waited
  Found that they were overrated
  
  She'll be the one - when the party's over
  She'll be the one - when the girls have gone home
  She'll be the one - that you'll wish you'd held onto
  She'll be the one - but it's too late for you to
  She'll be the one - who knows all your history
  She'll be the one -
  
  So you can cross her off your list
  And you try so hard
  And you try so hard
  And you try so hard
  To be like the big boys, oh.