The movies save on conversation
  And the TV saves on sight
  We met in a head-on collision
  So I would say our chances would be slight
  You can lead and I will follow
  See us dancing cheek to cheek
  You'll remember me tomorrow
  But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week
  Say you love me until you do so
  Joso singing just like Caruso
  Three little words roll off your tongue
  Somehow your face just doesn't look so young
  You say you want to strike a bargain
  Now there is no need to speak
  You say you want to learn the jargon
  But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week
  You start acting like a zombie
  Someone wants your piece of cake
  You think you want to jump up on me
  But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week
  
  Oh what a letdown when the battle was finally won
  One little breakdown and then it was over and done
  I wish I had your confidence
  It's love and not coincidence
  Do you say these words to everyone ?
  You're fantastic, you're terrific
  Your excellence is almost scientific
  You took the words out of my mouth
  You put the tongue into my cheek
  But I'd better lose my memory by Wednesday Week