Now Washington, DC's
  A funny little town
  The further you look into it
  The further things stick out
  
  You oughta be ashamed
  You oughta be destroyed
  I'll chop you into little bits
  And feed you to my dogs
  
  Well well well well well
  What have we got here?
  What have we got now?
  Hey hey hey hey hey
  Twistin' in the wind
  Twistin' all night long
  
  Now can you picture this?
  A taste of what will be
  The weatherman is wrong again
  It looks like rain to me
  
  I heard the whistle blow
  The train has jumped the track
  The mighty engine's outa gas
  Bureaucratic heart attack
  
  My sister likes the boys
  They kinda like her, too
  My mama says, "Be careful"
  Sister says, "Now, that ain't cool"
  
  My daddy fell in love
  Down at the factory
  And me, I like to sit around
  Get high, and watch TV
  
  Well well well well well
  What have we got here?
  What have we got now?
  Hey hey hey hey hey
  Twistin' in the wind
  Twistin' all night long
  
  Now I can take a joke
  I'm laughin' at myself
  I faked my way through college
  And I faked my way through sex
  
  I've been falling down too long
  I've been bangin' up my head
  And if I could stay on my feet
  I'd prob'ly go right back again
  
  Now Harry's got a gun
  And he just turned fourteen
  He dresses like a gangster
  And he's livin' on the street
  
  They kicked him in the balls
  They shaved off all his hair
  They put a current through his head
  And left him lyin' there
  
  Well well well well well
  What have we got here?
  What have we got now?
  Hey hey hey hey hey
  Twistin' in the wind
  Twistin' all night long
  
  They say that crime don't pay
  The judge does not agree
  'Cause if you got the money
  He will surely set you free
  
  I'll watch you burn in hell
  I'll see you in your grave
  I'd like to watch you suffer for
  The evil that you made
  
  Hi-dee hi-dee ho
  What a funny clown
  The fat man he fell off the wall
  And he can't get up again
  
  It's time to say goodbye
  It's time to say goodnight
  Whoever is the last one out
  Well, please turn out the light