JEFF: Yo yo, hey man, ain't you guys um, Plug One? Plug Two?
  Potholes in my Lawn? You're those weird guys, De La Soul, right?
  DOVE: Yeah, what's up little man, how you feeling, I'm Dove, how you
  feeling.
  POS: Yo what's up man, my name is Pos.
  MASE: What's up, I'm Mase. Yo, shorty, what's your name?
  JEFF: Oh, my name? Jeff. You guys are walking? Now rappers ain't
  supposed to walk.
  POS: Sorry little man, but you know...
  JEFF: Jeff. I told you, my name is Jeff. If you guys are rappers,
  where's your dukey gold chains? Y'all don't have no dukey gold chains.
  MASE: We don't wear gold chains, we'd rather spend our money on
  more important things like, women, necessities...
  DE LA SOUL: And video games!
  JEFF: Y'all are crazy. No chains, dag. Okay, where's your BMW?
  You're not supposed to walk. Where's your jeeps, your Maximas?
  DOVE: Maximas? Yo, Maxin' would break my flow. And with the cause of
  gas, Jeff man, I'd rather take the transit that's mass.
  JEFF: What you say? You are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don't you know you
  can't be def if you don't have no gold? Or a car, man? What's up?
  MASE: Who told you that?
  JEFF: Everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes...
  MASE: Wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, you're buggin'. Do you like
  Plug Tunin' and
  Potholes?
  JEFF: Yeah that song's def.
  POS: But we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride BMW's and
  Maxes or Jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? Wait a
  minute. Did I say 'def'?
  DE LA SOUL: Rrrr-RRAH!
  JEFF: What?
  POS: Nothing, nothing. It's just that we don't deal with all that
  materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and
  supply our listeners, understand my man?
  JEFF: Where's your beepers? Why don't you have beepers? Everybody
  wears beepers. You have to have beepers to look down.
  MASE: AAAUUGHHH! Little man is brainwashed indeed!
  DOVE: Nah, nah. Beepers are the least of status situators, man. Plus
  I find them ugly as parking tickets.
  JEFF: You guys talk funny.
  POS: Well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow A to
  Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy.
  JEFF: Yeah you homeboys are really bugged.
  POS: Wait a minute. Did he say...
  MASE: Bugged?
  DE LA SOUL: Rrrr-RRAH!
  JEFF: So no car, no beepers, no gold. That's weak man, that's weak.
  DOVE: Jesus, did he say 'weak?' Jesus, they never learn.
  POS: Foolish mind, have I, have I.
  MASE: Actin' like that lady!
  DE LA SOUL: That lady!
  POS: Peace, my brother...