Someone channel surfin:
    [Channel 1:] Where'd ya get the beauty scar tough guy, eatin pussy
  [Channel 2:] Yeah, that's a naughty, naughty, naughty, no-no baby, baby, baby
  [Channel 3:] This guy is really hot
  [Channel 4:] Gosh it's hot
  [Channel 5:] It looks and feels natural, just like a part of you
  [Channel 6:] The trouble with you is, your alergic to motown bellisle, bellisle
  [Channel 7:] LSD
  [Channel 8:] Man, it's a real shame when people be throwin away a perfecty good white bot like that