I walked down the street like a good girl should
  He followed me down the street like I knew he would
  Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be
  So listen and I tell you what this fellow did to me
  
  I walked to my house like a good girl should
  He followed me to my house like I knew he would
  Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be
  So listen while I tell you what this fellow did to me
  
  I never saw the boy before
  So nothing could be sillier
  ….. his face was strange
  But his manner was familiar
  
  So I walked up the stairs like a good girl should
  He followed me up the stairs like I knew he would
  Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be
  So listen and I tell you what this fellow did to me
  
  I stepped to my door like a good girl should
  He stopped at my door like I knew he would
  Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be
  So listen while I tell you what this fellow did to me
  
  He asked me for a good-night-kiss
  I said it's still good-day
  I would have told him more except
  his lips got in my way
  
  So I talked to my ma like a good girl should
  And ma talked to pa like I knew she would
  And they all agreed on a married life for me
  So the guy is my guy wherever he may be
  
  So I walked down the aisle like a good girl should
  He followed me down the aisle like I knew he would
  Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be
  And now you've heard the story of what someone did to me
  
  That's what he did to me.