It was a big Boston wedding with much panache and style
  In a sea of pink dresses, flash cubes and fake smiles
  
  The cake was so sweet, the champagne so strong
  Not a single soul noticed you were emotionally gone
  
  Beside a mountain of presents the band blew off some steam
  The men wrecked the car with beer cans and whipped cream
  
  You didn't need no rehearsal to look just like yo belong
  Pretendin' only comes natural, when you're emotionally gone
  
  Lay your big brown eyes on that flyin' bouquet
  Darlin' who wouldn't want to be bride for a day
  And who wouldn't want a friend who knows they are
  There was no way to tell, he'd never take you that far
  
  The clean-up crew came and went in less than an hour
  They rolled up the tent filled the trach bag with flowers
  Now there's a thank you card floatin' towards the great beyond
  Nobody knows where to reach you when you're emotionally gone
  
  You're emotionally gone