Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
  Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
  Nobody likes sloppy drunks
  
  My Uncle he came over Christmas night and ate up all our food
  That wouldn't be so bad but then he went and drank up all the booze
  He went and cussed my papa, now that was downright rude
  You get liquored up in my house, son, I'm gonna hafta read you the news
  
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
  Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
  Nobody likes sloppy drunks
  
  Was down at the Round-Up Bar one night, was gettin' on about two
  Seen this cowboy, he was arm and arm with my old friend Betty Lou
  He ordered up a round of drinks he was actin' up a fool
  He was rippin' up on her dress and hittin' on her too
  Nothing gets me more riled up than a cowboy actin' rude
  So I grabbed him up by the scruff of the neck and yes, I read that boy the news
  
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
  Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
  Nobody likes sloppy drunks
  
  Read that boy the news
  Yee-ha!
  Come on now, go and get 'em
  Yeah, I know you don't like 'em neither
  Ain't that the truth
  Come on
  
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)
  Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
  Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news)
  Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news)
  Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)
  
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, (Read that boy the news)
  Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
  Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)
  
  Come on now
  
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)
  Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
  Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news)
  Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news)
  Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)
  Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
  
  Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)
  
  Yee-hoo!