Hello everybody I just come to say
  Didn't come to stay I just came to play
  So lock all the doors and open up the wine
  Tell all the babes to stand in line
  Drunk and crazy let the good times roll
  Way across the room I see a fancy fox
  Got the key to open up her lock
  So I slide across the florr with my sex appeal
  And said hey babe how do you feel
  Just about to put my cake in her over
  Opened the door and there was her husband
  He was seein blue and turnin red
  Slapped me down stomped on my head
  Got me to the hospital in the nic of time
  Had a fractured skill and a busted spine
  Doctor came in he could hardly stand
  He has a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in hand