You come home
  You look kind of frantic
  Too bad 'cause I feel romantic
  I know you're stressed out again
  Tonight, I guess, that we're just friends again
  You know I'm really not the type to compete
  I hope your meatings were filled with lots of good meat
  And your appointments have lots of good ointments
  To soothe what you never could satisfy
  
  'Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago
  I tried to love you but it was just too stressful though
  It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming
  And I never will fight for what doesn't want winning
  
  You wake up
  I'm doing cartwheels
  You're grumpy
  Say, 'Try and see how I feel'
  I have, it just wasn't no fun
  It's hard enough just waking up next to one
  If you were oatmeal
  You'd just look for lumps
  If you were sweet
  I'd call you sugarplumps
  If you were clouds
  You'd Just say it with rain
  Well, I am tired of this capricious game
  
  'Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago
  I tried to love you but it was just too stressful though
  It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming
  And I never will fight for what doesn't want winning
  
  Oh, marital carnival
  Oh, marital carnival
  Oh, marital carnival
  Stop!
  I want to get off
  
  You know I'm going to find myself a ride
  One that doesn't bring me down this time
  One that isn't always on the run
  One that can have good ol' fashioned fun
  'Cause you know my purpose in life is nothing more
  Than to simply be adored
  I'm just like a little special treat
  I ain't no piece of leftover hot dogs
  
  'Cause I don't care like I did a minute ago
  I tried to love you but it was just too stressful though
  It's like leaving your boots on when you go swimming
  And I never will fight for what doesn't want winning
  
  I never will fight for
  No, I never will fight for
  Ruff!
  I never will fight for
  What doesn't want winning