Johhny my love, get out of the business
  It makes me wanna rough you up so badly
  Makes me wanna roll you up in plastic
  Toss you up and pump you full of lead
  
  Johhny my love, get out of the business
  The odds are getting fatter by the minute
  That I have got a bright and shiny platter
  And I am gonna get your heavy head
  
  I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring
  You can rent me by the hour
  I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing
  Entertainers bring May flowers
  
  So Johnny my love
  We got us a witness
  Now all we gotta do is get a preacher
  He can probably skip the "until death" part
  'Cause Johnny my love you're already dead
  
  I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring
  You can rent me by the hour
  I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing
  Entertainers bring May flowers
  
  May flowers, May flowers, (To You)