The man who's escorting Don Juan to his bride
  Knows he is courting an impudent pride
  Think of his jealousy, oh, where will he hide?
  The man who's escorting Don Juan to his bride
  
  The man who will cover for Don Juan's old soothsayer
  Films for a Warner Brother or Mister Goldwyn-Mayer
  Think of his starlet, how much will he pay her?
  The man who will cover for Don Juan's old soothsayer
  
  An impasse has been reached with the teacher of the rich
  To quit would be discreet and swift
  But you know that I can't do that
  It would be a disaster
  It would be a disaster
  
  I've got this sinking feeling, I'm not dreaming
  We'll be sorry soon
  
  (Hahahahaha)
  
  At the end of the day, when everyone's resigned
  To the heart of the matter and the measures in mind
  King Zog's back from holiday, Mary Lupescu's grey
  And King Alexander is dead in Marseilles
  
  An impasse has been reached with the teacher of the rich,
  To quit would be discrete and swift
  But you know that I can't do that
  It would be a disaster
  It would be a disaster
  
  I've got this sinking feeling, I'm not dreaming
  We'll be sorry soon.
  
  (Hahahahaha)