Came down from the North
  You know the way they do
  Got a cheeky smile
  Sexy Northerner
  
  Hanging round the clubs
  Gets in them for free
  Don’t know how he does it
  Sexy Northerner
  
  Drinks a lot of beer
  At least he doesn’t smoke
  Hasn’t lost his accent
  Sexy Northerner
  
  How does he do it?
  How does he do it?
  Acts like he’s got nothing to prove
  Sexy Northerner
  
  It’s not all football and fags
  No it’s not all football and fags
  
  Don’t you dare imply
  that it’s grim up North
  He went last weekend
  Sexy Northerner
  
  In the latest clothes
  Wears a posh cologne
  Got a lot of pride
  Sexy Northerner
  
  Says he wants a job
  Something interesting
  like a graphic designer
  Sexy Northerner
  
  How does he do it?
  How does he do it?
  Acts like he’s got nothing to prove
  Sexy Northerner
  
  It’s not all football and fags
  No it’s not all football and fags