Yeah, I said yeah
  I remember the first time
  That I ever seen her face
  I was standing by the drug store
  Trying to save the human race
  Took a raincheck on a blind date
  To get her prescription filled
  We had a short talk and a long walk
  Through the lazy cottonfield
  
  It was hot
  She was cool and sultry
  We made love
  I was broke and lonely
  
  She's wonderful, so beautiful
  So delectable, she's mine
  She's desirable, so lovable
  And it's criminal, almost illegal
  
  Well we woke up in a barnyard
  When I heard a farmer shout
  Get away, boy, from my daughter
  When a shotgun rang out
  We took off
  She was right behind me
  Ran like the wind
  What a crazy lady
  
  She's fabulous, so sensuous
  She's marvelous, she's mine
  I'm delirious, it's serious
  Kinda dangerous, almost illegal
  
  Bring it down now
  We had a one child by the Springtime
  and another on the way
  I got a new life and a good wife
  Ain't that amazing grace
  
  It was hot
  She was cool and sultry
  We made love
  I was broke and lonely
  
  She's wonderful, she's beautiful
  She's desirable, she's mine
  I'm delirious, she's serious
  It's kinda dangerous, almost illegal
  Wonderful, so beautiful
  She's not a radical, but she's mine
  She's fabulous, so sensuous
  And it's marvelous, almost illegal
  Beautiful and she's wonderful
  So desirable, almost illegal