Well my brother said he saw you in a downtown bar
  With a price on your head and a black man on your arm
  C'mon sister, I ain't quite as dumb as I seem
  I'd rather see you dead with a rope 'round your neck
  Or see you paralyzed in both your thighs
  C'mon honey you got me crawling down on my knees
  If you say it's all over I'll pack up and go
  But this time tomorrow you'll be screamin' on the phone
  Come back baby and let's get naked tonight
  Well I can't say yes and I can't say no
  My heart wants to love you but my soul says go
  C'mon sugar why don't you let your man off the hook
  You got me in a balltrap
  Lord I'm eating outta your hands
  You got me in a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand
  You got me in a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram
  
  First time I had you up on ol' Park Lane
  You didn't know my name even when I came
  As I recall you let me walk home in the rain
  You said I'm cute but tell the truth
  It's my body you want with the red hot juice
  C'mon honey let's call the whole thing off
  
  You got me in a balltrap
  Lord, I'm eating outta your hands
  You got me in a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand
  You got me in a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram
  
  My mama don't like you and I ain't surprised
  You got poison lips, you got amphetamine eyes
  She keeps on saying why don't you find a nice country girl
  But Ma I ain't never been in love before
  I can't sleep or eat all week
  But Friday night I'll be alright
  On the midnight trampoline
  
  It's a balltrap
  Lord, I'm eating outta your hands
  You got me in a balltrap, hung up on a one-night stand
  You got me in a balltrap, strung out on a midnight tram