Leave me alone
  I won't pick up the phone
  And I won't listen to messages
  Sent by someone who calls up and says:
  'I don't like how you're living my life
  Get yourself a wife
  Get yourself a job
  You're living a dream
  Don't you be a slob
  Slob, slob
    Leave me again
  Don't hang out in my den
  Waiting for little proofs to appear
  That I drank some of grandaddy's beer
  'I don't like how you're living my life
  Get yourself a wife
  Get yourself a job
  You're living a dream
  Don't you be a slob
  Slob, slob
    And I won't listen to messages
  Sent by someone who calls up and says:
  'I don't like how you're living my life
  Get yourself a wife
  Get yourself a job
  You're living a dream
  Don't you be a slob
  Slob, slob, slob