Never thought that I knew too much
  I always thought I knew enough
  I didn't want to learn this stuff
  I didn't ever want to be that tough
  But love was just implied
  And everything else died
  This class has now begun
  In Murder 101
    You can learn it in the first degree
  You could even make yourself believe
  That you'll never even think of me
  When you're packing up your things to leave
  Now my intuition failed
  I can't graduate unskilled
  They don't excuse the young
  This is Murder 101
    Find yourself another heart that needs a rest
  Tie a hook onto a single thread
  Drop it down beneath the chest
  There's the first part of this test
  They'll grade you on a curve
  They're including everyone
  No matter what you've heard
  You know this class has now begun
  Drop out before they come
  To Murder one by one
    Just look what we've done
  In Murder 101
    Just look what we've done
  In Murder 101
    Just look what we've done
  This is Murder 101
    Just look what we've done
  To Murder one by one