I'm a real dum-dum, I'm a son of a gun,
  I was born to walk, but I wanted to walk,
  I'm a real dum-dum, I even left my mom,
  Cause I get on my knees, and I do what I please.
    Dum-dum,
  Dum-dum,
  Dum-dum,
  Dum,
  Dum-dum,
  Dum-dum
    I'm a real dum-dum, but I don't mind,
  I got a dum-dum girl, we're two of a kind,
  I'm a real dum-dum, I'm gonna find the sun,
  I'm gonna do what I want, everyday that I please,
    I'm a real dum-dum, Just look at the fun,
  I'm gonna get my pics already, satan, satan,
  I'm a real dum-dum, hey, I don't care,
  If you wanted to know I'm a don't carebear.