Whattup
  I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
  This is straight G shit
  And all you can do is respect it
    [Swifty McVay]
  Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
  None of y'all niggaz got shit to say
  Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee
  Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way
  A selfish man, the back of the hand
  Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can
  Prostitute, I want my loot
  And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
  Y'all givin niggaz what they needin
  'til bitches understand I'm mean and
  Swift McVay is, blowin up
  Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up
  Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?
  What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
  All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
  You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)
  D-12, naturally lifted
  You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit
  You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
  Your entourage, nigga fuck them too
  I got grenades
  What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
  (Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
  Y'all major soft
  Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough
  blood and shit
  That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?
  So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck
  If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)
  Even if the nigga don't care to nut
  For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
  Respect the game, you just a slut
  So open your legs up and get my duck
    [Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
  You just a .. (hoe)
  You just my .. (hoe)
  Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
  I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
  [repeat first part 3X]
    Go get my .. (dough)
  Go bring me my .. (dough)
  Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
  I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
    [Proof]
  I don't spit game, no longer than my name
  Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
  Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
  Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
  And knowin the fact, I was born to mack
  That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac
  Got good game, that's a hood thang
  What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?
  Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
  Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)
  Rob a L7, that's a square
  You a bottom hoe, you got to know
  Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
  So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow
  [swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back
  [swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track
    [Kon Artis]
  I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
  You get slapped when we're short of cash
  I get whiplash when I hit the gas
  And I holla out the window of the hatch
  Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it
  Suck it stroke it make me rich
  As a token of my appreciation it's
  another client for you to hit
  I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
  You shoulda picked another occupation trick
  Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
  and I'ma slap you up in this truck
  You must be out your mind or somethin
  Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin
  Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
  You don't work? You make nothin
  I'm just another case of a lazy husband
    [Kuniva]
  I want the paper stack
  Buy you an outfit, then take it back
  When you page me BITCH I never page you back
  You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)
  Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too
  Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot
  Don't like a chick that act too cute
  Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
  And don't be askin me, all kind of questions
  All harassin me, callin stressin
  Or I may have to release some aggression
  Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
  Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse
  Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
  Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
  Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
    [Chorus]
    [Bizarre]
  Sell that pussy
  Sell that pussy bitch
  Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
  You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
  Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
  Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
  So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
  Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
  Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
  (Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
  Shut up bitch, you talk too much
  Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
  You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
  Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
  Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
  Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
  Go suck dick in the back of the party
  So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
    [Chorus]
    [Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
  You just a .. (hoe)
  You just a .. (hoe)
  That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)
  You just a, dirty ass bitch
  A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch
  (Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)
  But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)
    [Outro]
  And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin
  You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen
  you ever seen in yo' god damn life
  Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene
  And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin
  YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about
  We let you know right here
  Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed
  That's just what we do
  You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968
  The pussy is all great
  I'll see you at eight, bitch