We're sorry
  But you're no longer needed
  Or wanted
  Or even cared about here
  Machines can do a better job than you
  This is what you get for asking questions
    The unions agree
  'Sacrifices must be made'
  Computers never go on strike
  To save the working man you've got to put him out to pasture
    Looks like we'll have to let you go
  Doesn't it feel fulfilling to know
  That you-the human being-are now obsolete
  And there's nothing in hell we'll let you do about it
    [Chorus]
  Soup is good food-(We don't need you any more)
  You made a good meal-(We don't need you any more)
  Now how do you feel-(We don't need you any more)
  To be shit out our ass
  And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash
  We're sorry
  You'll just have to leave
  Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
  How does it feel to be a budget cut?
  You're snipped
  You no longer exist
    Your number's been purged from our central computer
  So we can rig the facts
  And sweep you under the rug
  See our chart? Unemployment's going down
  If that ruins your life that's your problem
    Soup is Good Food, Etc.
  We're sorry
  We hate to interrupt
  But it's against the law to jump off this bridge
  You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
  A tourist might see you
  And we wouldn't want that
    I'm just doing my job, you know
  So say uncle
  And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
  Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
  Til even the outside world looks great
    In hi-tech science research labs
  It costs too much to bury all the dead
  The mutilated disease-injected
  Surplus rats who can't be used anymore
    So they're dumped (with no minister present)
  In a spiraling corkscrew dispose-all unit
  Ground into sludge and flushed away
  Aw geez:.
    Soup is good food
  You made a good meal, etc:.
  We know how much you'd like to die
  We joke about it on our coffee breaks
  But we're paid to force you to have a nice day
  In the wonderful world we made just for you
  "Poor Rats", we human rodents chuckle
  At least we get a dignified cremation
  At yet
  At 6:00 tomorrow morning
  It's time to get up and go to work