She makes the place a jumpin'
  The way she moves around
  She like a rump and rollin'
  That's when she get it out
  And when she start a rockin'
  She bring me to the boil
  She like to give it out some
    New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
  New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
    A picture clear for watchin'
  The dish is runnin' hot
  The box is set for pumpin'
  She gonna take the lot
  The way she get the butt in
  She's gettin' set to ball
  I like to chew it up some
    New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
  New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
  New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
  New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
    Can't get nothin' on the dial
  The frigin' thing gone wild
  All I get's the dumbed down news
  New satellite blues
    New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
  New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
  I got the satellite blues (new satellite blues)
  New satellite blues (new satellite blues)
    This thing's nothing but a load of crap
  I'm gonna send it right back
  You can stick it where it hurts...
  Mac!
  I got the satellite blues