A bad little boy moved into the neighborhood
  He won't do nothin' right just a-sittin' got to look so good
  He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
  Just sits around the house and plays that rock n' roll music all night
    Well, he put thumbtacks on teacher's chair
  put chewing gum in li'l girl's hair
  Now Junior, behave yourself!
    Buys every rock n' roll book on the magazine stand
  Every dime that he gets, oh is off to the juke box man
  Well, he worries his teacher till she's a-ready to poop
  from rockin' and a rollin' spinnin' in a Hula-Hoop
    Well, his rock n' roll has gotta stop
  Junior's head is hard as rock
  Now Junior, behave yourself!
    Gonna tell your mama you'd better do what she said
  Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
  You shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighboor's cat
  You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
    Well, your mama said it's gotta stop
  Junior's head is hard as rock
  Now Junior, behave yourself!