When I was a child staring at the tube
  I saw sex, violence and death on the news
  One day I saw the Duke kill someone
  Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
    All I want is attention from somebody
  Somebody pay attention to me
  Like them actors I got no shame
  I want my fifteen minutes of fame
    Doin' as I see on my TV
  Doin' as I see on my TV
    Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
  Would you respect me more if I took my life?
  I tried to act and my career just flopped
  So I beat up my neighbors and I got on "Cops"
    All I want's a millions bucks from somebody
  Somebody pay a million bucks to me
    I could shoot and rape and kill
  And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?
    Doin' as I see on my TV
  Doin' as I see on my TV
    I'd even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks
  I'm doin' it as I see on my TV
    Took my girl to rent a porno movie
  I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
  I thought that'd this impress my lover
  And there she was right on the cover!
    All I want is attention from somebody
  Somebody pay attention to me
  I'm a man I got no shame
  I want my fifteen minutes of fame
    Doin' as I see on my TV
  Doin' as I see on my TV
    Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did
    Doin' as I see on my TV
    Whistling, gargling
    Spoken: I am not aware!