Ah, good evening Mr. Day, 2 4 dinner?
  Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back
  Oh, I'm sorry sir, those are all taken
  Jerome...
  I think maybe we can arrange it Mr. Day
  Thank U so much
  (Oh Morris, was that necessary?)
  Jerome...
  (OK, OK, I'm sorry)
  Right this way sir
    U know, this is an exciting establishment U have here
  What I wouldn't give 4 a broken bottle
  I can't hear U, what'd U say?
  I said... I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"
  Mm hmm
  Cocktails before dinner?
  Yes, 2 pina coladas
  (Make mine a virgin)
  OK, will U be having a virgin as well?
  Yes! 4 dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!
  Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it
  Say, do U know how 2 do "The Walk?"
  Why certainly, everyone can do "The Walk"
  Well honey, why don't U just walk your ass 2 the other side of the room?
  Fuck U 2
    Ah my dear, it's rough at the top
  Jerome, ehem, get your pad and pencil
  I think it's gonna be kinda right
  If my judge of character's correct
  It's gonna be by the letter 2night
  Now stop me when I get 2 17
    Excuse me, baby
  I bet U didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did U?
  But it looks like I'm gonna have 2 buy the whole thing and fire that man
  May I taste that?
  Excuse me
  That's kinda weak
  Here, try mine
  U know...
  Good God!
  They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac
  Excuse me
  U look so lovely 2night
  Why thank U
  Probably even better under exotic red lights
  I wish U could see my home, it's, it's so exciting
  In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed
  Really?
  Mm hmm
  It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit
  And all kinds of little erotic artifacts
  We could have breakfast in bed
  Oh!
  I... I have an Italian cook
  Jerome Sa..Sagagagracci or something like that
  It's funny, your eyes when U stare at me like that
  It causes my... my stomach 2 quiver
  Oh Lord!
    Do U like diamonds?
  Mm hmm!
  Yeah?
  Yeah!
  I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on
  Wow!
  My God darling, it fits
  U must have strong hands
  But they're so soft
  Like the oils in my morning bath
  (Somebody help me)
    Darling?
  Yes
  I'm not usually so forward, but...
  Would U like 2 make love 2 me?
  I... I could make it so nice
    Do U know what is meant by the words, uhh..
  I hate 2 use them, they're... they're so harsh, American
  U know what I mean?
  And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words
  The words, "Chili Sauce"
  Oh Lord!
    U know, I haven't made love in so long
  But with U, I know it would be just like riding a bike
  I'd remember everything I've ever learned
  Baby, if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can
  (Morris)
  Yeah
  (17)
  Oh, um
  What's it gonna be, baby?
  Chili Sauce
  Oh Lord!