U like my crib, baby?
  Well, come a little closer
  Don't be shy
    Darlin', I want U so bad
  I can almost taste the smell of your skin
  And honey, I'd be so sad
  If U didn't break down and let me in
  U better let me in, baby
    (If the kid can't make U come - nobody) {x4 in BG}
  Don't U know if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can
  If the Kid can't make U come, no, nobody can
  No, nobody can
  No, no, nobody can
    Am I gettin' through, baby?
    Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb
  If that's what gets U off
  I wanna get U off, baby
  And lover, straddle my brass
  And we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft
  I don't care, baby, whatever gets U off
    (If the kid can't make U come - nobody) {x4 in BG}
  Cuz if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can
  If the Kid can't make U come, ain't nobody gonna make it happen
  No, nobody can
  Nobody
    Need I say more, baby?
  Do U wanna straddle my brass? Mmm
    (Nobody, nobody)
  (If the Kid can't make U come - nobody)
  {repeat phrase or part of phrase till end}
    That's a pretty blouse
  Thank U
  Take it off
  Is that better?
  A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though
  Well, I'll tell U what, cutie, I'll let U take that off
  Oh yes!
  This little hook went 2 Holland
  This little hook went 2 France
  This little hook went 2 London
  And this little hook went 2...
  Oh Lord!
  Honey, don't U ever try and breastfeed no baby
  Why not?
  Never mind
  What time is it?
  Titty time
  I know that's right
    What's my name?
  Morris
  Now come now, baby, what's my real name?
  Talk 2 me, talk 2 me
  M.. Mo.. Mor.. Morris!
  Yes!
  Oh baby, U're just 2 sexy
    Morris?
  Yeah baby
  What's my name?
  It's baby, ain't it?
  Oh Morris, what's my...
  Ah ga ga ga ga!
  Morris!
  2 sexy!
    I bet U never thought I'd be this good, did U?
    (Baby) (Dance)
    Let... let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby
  What do U mean?
  U know, like U used 2 do in school (Won't cha?)
  U got 2 be kidding
  I guess U're not
  Come on, baby, Morris is listening
  OK
  I pledge allegiance
  2 the flag of the United States of America
  And 2 the republic 4 which it stands
  Oh Lord!
  U're just 2 sexy
  Ain't nobody bad like me!