RikRok: yo man
  Shaggy: yo
  RikRok: open up man
  Shaggy: what do you want man?
  RikRok: my girl just caught me
  Shaggy: you let her catch you?
  RikRok: I don't know how I let this happen
  Shaggy: with who?
  RikRok: the girl next door, you know?
  Shaggy: man...
  RikRok: I don't know what to do
  Shaggy: say it wasn't you
  RikRok: alright...
    chorus 1 (RikRok)
  honey came in and she caught me red-handed
  creeping with the girl next door
  picture this we were both butt-naked
  banging on the bathroom floor
    how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
  all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
    (Shaggy)
  how you can grant the woman access to your villa
  trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
  you bettah watch your back before she turn into a killah
  best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
  to be a true player you have to know how to play
  if she say you're not, convince her, say you're gay
  never admit to a word when she say
  makes a claim and you tell her baby no way
    chorus 2
  RikRok: but she caught me on the counter
  Shaggy: it wasn't me
  RikRok: saw me banging on the sofa
  Shaggy: it wasn't me
  RikRok: I even had her in the shower
  Shaggy: it wasn't me
  RikRok: she even caught me on camera
  Shaggy: it wasn't me
  RikRok: she saw the marks on my shoulder
  Shaggy: it wasn't me
  RikRok: heard the words that I told her
  Shaggy: it wasn't me
  RikRok: heard the screams getting louder
  Shaggy: it wasn't me
  RikRok: she stayed until it was over
    (chorus 1)
    I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
  why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
    (Shaggy)
  make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
  whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
  as funny as it be by you, it not that complex
  seein is believin so you better change your specs
  you know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
  hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
  Rik-boy your answer: go over there
  but if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
    (chorus 2)
  (chorus 1)
    how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
  all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
    gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
  I've been listenin' to your reasonin' it makes no sense at all
  we should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
  you may think that you're a player but you're completely lost