I'm sick of all this scratching around
  I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand
  He's the queen of all the shops where he shops
  And he's the king of all the scene, to be seen
  Skinima nosebreak
  Fatima toothpaste
  Penelope cheapskate
  Claudia farmgate
    We're taking egg shaped Fred for tea
  We'll make them sit strategically
  We'll test their egg-ability
  We'll make them meet
    He only wants to get in your kecks
  So he can carry out his own little test
  He only wants to get in your pants
  Because he knows that you have played in a band
  Skinima nosebreak
  Fatima toothpaste
  Penelope cheapskate
  Claudia farmgate
    Mavis she knows
  Mavis she knows
  She's got all these things around her
  All things to no men
  She see you in hell
  I'll go shopping instead
  He will send his centipede to sort ya'
  He stretched it out to make it two foot taller