There's A Small Hotel
  Hal Kemp
    I'd like to get away, Junior
  Somewhere alone with you
  It could be oh, so gay, Junior
  You need a laugh or two
    A certain place I know, Frankie
  Where funny people can have fun
  That's where the two will go, Darling
  Before you can count up
  One, two, three. For ...
    There's a small hotel
  With a wishing well
  I wish that we were there together
  There's a bridal suite
  One room bright and neat
  Complete for us to share together
    Looking through the window
  You can see a distant steeple
  Not a sign of people -- who wants people?
  When the steeple bell says,
  "Good night, sleep well,"
  We'll thank the small hotel together
    We'll creep into our little shell
  And we will thank the small hotel together