I can't separate your fiction from fact
  You're lost, I know you're trying to wind your way back
  You've been talking as fast as you can
  I'm not listening anymore
    Now baby
  You're changing all the rules
  You're taking advantage of a fool
    Good evening
  I'm Ed Burroughs
  And the name of this show is "Person To Person"
  Tonight we're visiting the home of a very famous motion picture
  and television director
  Dr. Van Steiner, I'm very sorry I'm unable to attend this tremendous
  occassion being given in your honor
  I would like to extend my sincerest best wishes to you