She slams the front door
  Cuz she knows that I can't stand it
  Gives me the finger
  Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it.
  She calls me sweetheart
  Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
  She stepped in dog pooh
  And I'm still kissing her feet.
    Can you believe how this girl
  Treats me like a king?
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  She took more than she gave to me
  I gave my love, I got an STD
  And if she comes home,
  I hope that she'll marry me.
  I want to tell her that it's over now
  Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
  I think that my girlfriend
  Is bad for my mental health
  And now I'm scaring myself.
    The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
  That's why she always insists that I go on it
  She told my friends that I need therapy
  I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
    Can you believe how this girl
  Treats me like a king?
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    I'm waking up
  I'm getting out.
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