it was just another boring friday night
  when things got a little out of control
  a record player and some cds
  is what he stole
    well he claims he wiped the finger prints
  clean off the stolen goods
  but it's too bad he didn't hide the evidence
  because he's going to jail
  andy is going to jail
    now he's sitting in jail
  with a drunk and a wifebeater
  he says the food tastes weird
  and the cell smells like piss and beer
    now he claims he wiped the finger prints
  clean off the stolen goods
  but it's too bad he didn't hide the evidence
  because he's going to jail
  andy is going to jail