Hey
    Well, talk to me
  Whisper in my ear
  Be quiet
  Don't let anyone else hear [x2-all]
    [Chorus:]
  Don't you think they want me for it?
  Can't you see they arrested me for it?
  I just hope they don't need me for it
  Birds and bees will soon be falling now
  We found out
  We found out
  We found out
    Wrong direction
  Silly alien
  Made a promise
  To a young man [x2-all]
    [Chorus]
    We all love
  We are not proud of that
  We all wish we had a silly hat [x2-all]
    [Chorus without we found out.]
    Johnny and Clyde will dance with me for it
  Sarah and Eileen would kiss me for it
  Sue and Joanne will kill me for it
  Richard and Larry will pay a lot for it
  Malcolm and Alan might have drugged me for it
  Mum and Dad will love me for it