The turn out tonight is weak
  The crowd is looking meager
  Only 40 to 50 in the flock
  But 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock
  And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
  A couple more drinks will alter your sight
  That does not mean fight
  I'm not saying I have to be drunk
  But tequila shots make it more fun
  I'm havin' fun
  [Chorus]
  Oh, Beer Goggles
  I love to put them on
  Next to eachother at the bar
  She's thinkin' he's the one
  I'm thinkin' where's my car
  She thinks I look good
  Obviously she didn't smell that fart
  "Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
  Hey man, it's a start
  "Hi, my name's Barbie"
  "My name's Ken"
  The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
  I'm drunk again
  [Repeat Chorus]
  And one size fits all!!!