Peter's moanin' groanin' moanin', he can't pay his rent
  But we've all seen Peter's bank statement
  He says he's broke, he must be joking, he's doin' fine
  IT'S NO SECRET, PETE'S A LUCKY SWINE
    PETER'S ON HIS WATER BED & PETER SAYS HE'S SKINT
  BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT PETER'S MADE A MINT.
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  PETER'S PLEADIN' POVERTY, HE CAN'T FOOL ME
  COZ PETER LIVES IN LUXURY, HE'S GOT...... Loadsa Money!
    Peter's got nowt, he's down & out, he tells me & you
  But he signs in his BMW
  He's got no bread, that's what Pete said, he can't make ends meet
  PETER PANICS IN HIS PENTHOUSE SUITE
    WHAT COLOUR YACHT SHOULD PETER BUY? PETER CAN'T DECIDE WHICH
  BUT IT'S NO PROBLEM COZ PETER'S FILTHY RICH.
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    HE'S GOT.... A LOAD O' DOSH.