I was hanging out at the show
  feeling like a fat potato
  I don't know what I'm doing here
  I saw her at the door and
  she looked as bored as me
  so I got her in
  I put her on the guest list
  at the show and now I get
  to watch her dance like
  the other weirdos do
  I saw she brought a camera
  She did the groin-o-rama and
  we were really having fun
  I told her I was the lead singer
  I felt like Harvey Klinger and
  then she smacked me in the head