If somebody up there likes me somebody up there cares
  Deliver me from evil save me from these wicked snares
  Not into temptation, not to cliffs to fall
  On to revelation, and lesson for us all
  She walked into the room on the arm of my best friend
  I knew whatever happened our friendship would end
  Chemical reaction, desire at first sight
  Mystical attraction, turned out all my lights
    The minute I saw her face the second I caught her eye
  The minute I touched the flame I knew it would never die
  The minute I saw her face the second I caught her eye
  The minute I touched the flame I knew it would never die
    I don't know if it's pain or pleasure that I seek
  My flesh was all too willing, my spirit guide was weak
  I was deadly certain thoughts for me weren't kind
  A switchblade in his pocket, murder on his mind
  Blessed St. Theresa the whore of Babylon
  Madonna and my mother all rolled into one
  You've got to understand me, I'm not a piece of wood
  Francis of Assisi could never be this good
    The minute I saw her face the second I caught her eye
  The minute I touched the flame I knew it would never die
  The minute I saw her face the second I caught her eye
  The minute I touched the flame I knew it would never die
    Relax, have a cigar, make yourself at home. Hell is full of high court
  judges, failed saints. We've got Cardinals, Archbishops, barristers,
  certified accountants, music critics, they're all here. You're not alone.
  You're never alone, not here you're not. OK break's over.
    The less I need the more I get
  Make me chaste but not just yet
  It's a promise or a lie I'll repent before I die
    The minute I saw her face the second I caught her eye
  The minute I touched the flame I knew it would never die
  The minute I saw her face the second I caught her eye
  The minute I touched the flame I knew it would never die