i got a boat and named her dicky moe
  she's a beauty a real treasure trove.
  i've read the manual now i'm ready for the sea
  chart a course - erotic ports for dicky moe and me
  boating's unpredictable
  and traveling gives you lice
  day 1 i was okay, no trouble in my log
  if the fishing gets much worse
  i'll have to eat my dog
  day 19 i'm standed in peru
  boating's fun - the blazing sun - evaporated food
  boating's unpredictable
  and traveling gives you lice
  my spanish sucks, the people stink, i'm starting to fit in
  we played some soccer and they let me win
  adios amicos from dicky moe and me
  now i've got the worst case of lice you've ever seen
  i've got lice [x4]