wont leave the house till its all in place
  you know a mess is a human discrace
    clean up the dishes take out the trash
  cats are fed and potatoes are mashed
  one day the juice was left out
  she was in a rush
  wont leave the juice out on the table
  she'd rather not go
    leave the juice out for 5 minutes
  leave it out for 10 or 12
  your life is tick tick tocking by
  leave the juice out befroe its too late
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    wont leave the juice out
  cvant hook-up the water spout
  cant record on the vcr,
  but she works
  she works so hard, mom oh mom
  just leave it on the table
  go outside and smell the air,
  its not clean its worse then the table
  but you breathe it everywhere
    studies oh she studies
  she studies so hard
  reads those books, writes those papers
  heats up coffee thats been sitting there
  if it tastes a little old she does'nt care
  but beware
    you dont like our tattoos
  but you kinda like my pink hair
  I dont like your panty hose
  I like a different kind of underwear
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    I left the house before it was too late
  now I'm living like a human, just great!
  bye mom, I'll see ya later