It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
  Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
    Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]
    Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
  Down a winding road stepping on the gas
  Down a winding road just daydreaming
  Down a winding road with the retards screaming
    Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]
    One of them blowing a big spit bubble
  Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
  Head on collision bodies everywhere
  Head on collision retards beware
    Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo [x2]