There's a bottle in the corner
  That's where I'm gonna stay
  Just me and my bottle of French wine
  We're gonna drink the night away
    Nobody comes, nobody knocks on the door
  My friends are far away
  If the telephone don't start ringing
  It's gonna be a bad bad day
    [Chorus:]
  Ooh la la la Ooh la lay
  There's a party in Paris Palais
    I turn on the radio
  But I don't like what they play
  So I put a record on the stereo
  Just to pass this night away
    It's twelve'o'clock, I can see them now
  They're dancing the night away
  Little Jimmy's dressed as Fred Astaire
  So wrecked the band can't play.
    [Chorus]
    I can smell the French perfume
  While I sit here in despair
  I Think I'll open another bottle
  And I'll make believe I'm there.
    Meanwhile back in London
  Seems a million miles away
  I'm lookin' at my invitation
  With no ticket for a train
    [Chorus]
    Thanks to Kacy (inebriatedaneisa@yahoo.com) for these lyrics